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It's been three years. The world needs me. YOU need me. You may use this thread to ask me advice, and I will impart my unique wisdom and quirky sense of justice upon you. Please conform to standard "advice column" standards, ala "Ask Ms. Manners". As a matter of fact, you may call me Miss Manners if you like, but Dear Dad is peferred. If this is successful, I may go national. If my ...

Quote: Originally Posted by KROENEN Dear Dad, oo day ou yay now kay ig pay atin pay? KROENEN Here Dad. I'll translate for you. Do you know pig patin?

Quote: Originally Posted by Beer Here Dad. I'll translate for you. Do you know pig patin? Yes, she has lipstick, and I'm voting for her. Thank you, constant reader, for your curiosity and your patronage.

Quote: Dear Dad, Where does babeys come from? Signed, Anoneymouse Thank you for your carefully considered question. Judging your syntax and grammar, you are either a minor, or mentally challenged. YAY YOU! You are a winner. This is really a question for your Mommy to answer. If she needs pointers, send her my way. I can show...

Dear Dad, I've been screwing this married woman for almost 8 years. She tells her husband she has a bleeding issue so she doesn't put out for him but it's really just my man-goo she is worried about him finding. My question is: does Microsoft plan on supporting formatting drives as HFS+ directly in their future operating systems? Thanks, riotous

Quote: Originally Posted by riotous Dear Dad, I've been screwing this married woman for almost 8 years. She tells her husband she has a bleeding issue so she doesn't put out for him but it's really just my man-goo she is worried about him finding. My question is: does Microsoft plan on supporting formatting drives as HFS+...

Wow, In the previous reader's quesiton I read "mom" where he had written "married woman". Either I need to check up on my perscription, or Riotous needs to move to Utah, where that sort of thing is tolerated.

Dear Dad, What happened to all your posts?

Quote: Originally Posted by CJ Dear Dad, What happened to all your posts? CJ, The same thing that happens to child criminals in federal prison. Dad

Quote: Originally Posted by Dad Wow, In the previous reader's quesiton I read "mom" where he had written "married woman". Either I need to check up on my perscription, or Riotous needs to move to Utah, where that sort of thing is tolerated. LOL. It was a play on that "I'm in a bad place" thread.. surprised you ...