Really bad puns | Thread profile

Ever thought of a pun which so terrible that you could not help but laugh? Well... I love horrible puns, so get rolling. If the puns are clever, they are allowed to. Basically any pun goes.

"Interest rates are too high" "Well thats INTERESTing"

The whole of Batman and Robin

If I make one, it's typically not even intentional But I often notice it. Ah, the pun of funs. or is that the fun of puns? Either way, I noted a typo in your original post! ha

-Where do you want to go? -Alaska -Jamaica -No, she went of her own accord -Is he Hidin' -No, he's dead. -No he's not, he's just decomposing. (knowledge of Composers required for the above)

QUOTE (Slamman @ Oct 1 2008, 07:36) If I make one, it's typically not even intentional But I often notice it. Ah, the pun of funs. or is that the fun of puns? Either way, I noted a typo in your original post! ha Wow, a 4 line post about yourself that contributes nothing to the topic, in Haiku form. My dad would always say, "How shocking", after being shocked by ...

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

QUOTE (Machida @ Oct 1 2008, 14:04) I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me. That's not a pun. This is not a jokes topic, it's a pun topic.

QUOTE (Svip @ Oct 1 2008, 13:05) QUOTE (Machida @ Oct 1 2008, 14:04) I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me. That's not a pun. This is not a jokes topic, it's a pun topic. It would play on the word "hit", no? Thinking about it, maybe I' wrong.

This one is bloody awful. How are you ? - Im alright thanks Oh Im half left awful.