Celebrities list / Jamie Oliver

Far be it for me to advocate violence but I do know that at the Cambridge Sainsbury's store they had a larger than life size cardboard cut out of JO that used to be wheeled round the shop floor, you know JO says try this or that. The staff said that it was good luck if every time you walked passed JO in the shop you have to give him a good kicking! On the wool side, I've had some of Hugh F-...

It's nothing to do with being Welsh Dave, it's simply because you're a rubbish cook. Employ someone like Jamie Oliver to cook for you, then all your egg based foods will be fine.