Celebrities list / Chuck Norris

Also, there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

We must all fear Chuck Norris for he grinds coffee with his teeth and boils water with his burning rage!

Careful, Chuck Norris might come over and round-house kick you in the face. Then punch you with the fist he has hidden in underneath his beard. After all, we live in a Chuck-tatorship.

Seriously? A Hollywood actor calls for people to deface the American flag with tea... and then fly it?!? Wow. I'm sure we all can imagine the apoplexy and condemnation by the right if a Democratic actor had proposed this! Why Glenn Beck would be tearfully urging his viewers to rally Congress around another ammendment! Rush Limbaugh would be comparing said actor to a traitor! Sean ...

Quote: Originally Posted by jolau Don't say I didn't warn you. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Yikes!!! Let's keep this hush hush from bin Laden and that "I'mADinnajacket" guy.

Don't say I didn't warn you. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Reines, further warning. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.